get yourself NAILED

Hi! My name's Alex, get yourself NAILED is my personal nail art blog :) I'm no professional, nail art is just a hobby I have! Please feel free to comment and try out my nail art for yourself...just don't steal my photos! :)
beyonce:

The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour
London 2014
Photo Credit: Rob Hoffman

She’s so amazing

beyonce:

The Mrs. Carter Show World Tour

London 2014

Photo Credit: Rob Hoffman

She’s so amazing

todaywelive:

jelek-bebek:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

Looks like you got a friend in you.

To infinity and beyond..


This, is, HILARIOUS

todaywelive:

jelek-bebek:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

Looks like you got a friend in you.

To infinity and beyond..

This, is, HILARIOUS

(Source: nzafro, via shewantsthedisney)

sierrakkusterbeck:


“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” 
-Tina Fey



Well said!

sierrakkusterbeck:

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

Well said!

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